Iroha Ukidama Hoshi

Iroha Ukidama HoshiIroha's at it again! The Ukidama range focuses on self pleasure. Most definitely sexual (but of course!) while also in an aspect that seems to be a forgotten art these days: relaxation in the bathroom. This particular toy was made for an actual bath (Japan, y'all!) in that it would float around to set the ambiance while you're relaxing. Since most of us don't exactly have baths here it's the sink for us peasants! Seriously speaking though, this beauty

it has all the typical hallmarks of top tier dildos (never accept anything

assuring that there won't be any adverse effects

glycerin-free

among others

family get togethers (if you dare)

You can always switch the sleeve with one that looks and feels like a vagina

the Pure Plug has a tapered stem for easy retention and long-term comfort

the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ can adjust to ambient sounds or even link up to your Spotify playlist to move with the grooves

you can connect 5 toys through the Lovense USB Bluetooth Adapter at the same time

a super adorable vibe

Use this before and after to ensure you zap those nasty bacteria and maybe even fungi (eww) that has collected in storage

every glide and drift will surely feel like fireworks