Goblin Shortcutter [Zendikar]

Goblin Shortcutter [Zendikar]Set: Zendikar Type: Creature Goblin Scout Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{R} When Goblin Shortcutter enters the battlefield, target creature can't block this turn. "Goblins are cheap, but be careful. It's a lot easier to steal from a corpse than a customer." Samila, Murasa Expeditionary House

Set: Eighth Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{R} Destroy all Islands

and dinner

Then they exile it

Set: Conflux Type: Creature — Zombie Rat Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{B} When Rotting Rats enters the battlefield

Those players put the exiled cards onto the battlefield

Set: Dragons of Tarkir Type: Sorcery Rarity: Common Cost: {3}{U} Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Creature — Elemental Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {4}{U}{U} Morph {5}{U}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}

The waters that spill across the Kamitaki Falls flow to sea

Set: Commander 2015 Type: Legendary Creature — Human Samurai Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}{R} Fumiko the Lowblood has bushido X

"Soulless demon

Morph {3}{W} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}

" —Zur the Enchanter